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SMU Sorority Rush and the Outrageous Outfit Costs Are Taking Over TikTok

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If you thought you had seen rich girls during the Alabama sorority rush craze, you ain't seen nothing yet. We're onto SMU with the heirs to oil fortunes and their $16,000 outfits.

I had seen SMU rush taking over TikTok recently in a similar fashion to when Bama's became a craze several years ago, but then I saw a video breaking down the cost of a girl's outfit and my jaw hit the floor. These girls are wearing t-shirts and jeans and the 'fits cost as much as a 2021 Nissan Sentra. That is a level of rich we normie poors can't even comprehend.

I just feel like a fool for ever being interested in Bama rush. You know those girls in Tuscaloosa are absolutely seething watching these SMU videos. They thought they had rich girl sorority TikTok locked down and then the real money came in.

Congrats to these girls, man. $16,000 outfits and not a care in the world. That's the dream.