Giving Your Rival A Titty Twister Mid-Game Is Mental Warfare At Its Finest

This right here is how you get an edge. Guys being dudes, former teammates goofing around. But make no mistake about it Rudiger and Morata are now rivals and you don't take any chances in the Spanish Super Cup. We could talk about Rudiger scoring first for Real Madrid to tie it up at 1. We could even talk about his own goal, but it doesn't matter. This match was over the moment he gave Morata a purple nurple, titty twister, whatever you want to call it.

You don't just come back from one of these. Morata was trying to scream at the ref and Rudiger attacked perfectly. It's flawless execution. Sometimes you gotta remind a former teammate that your rivals and this is the perfect opportunity to do so. You can even see Morata's confusion as his nipple got twisted. Dangerous, dangerous game doing it to an already pissed off man, but that's the risk you gotta take if you want to win the Spanish Super Cup. 

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You don't think Rudiger knew what he was doing? Look at this smile! 

That's a man who knew he just won the battle and the war. And credit to Morata. He didn't flop. He didn't go down like many expected a European soccer player to. He took the titty twister and started to get more mad. Now, he only had one option. He's gotta retaliate. He's gotta go double purple nurple. 

This is just proof that Rudiger will do whatever it takes to win. That's a man you want on your team. You give me 11 Rudiger's and we're winning a million titles because of this and this only. In fact I need the USMNT to adopt this strategy for the World Cup. Forget the fact we have talent finally, it's about being tougher and mental warfare. We walk out in our own country and start giving everyone purple nurples, the Cup is coming home.