Francis Ellis

If You Had The Under On 12 Days For Fran Man's Dry Jan, Congratulations! You're A Winner And I'm An Alcoholic

To no one's surprise, I failed at Dry January. I made it 11 days, which is precisely 35% of the way to the finish line. If you're batting .355 in the majors? You're a God. Is that math actually analogous? Shut up, bitch.  Some of you will say welcome back, old boy! Many will say wow Francis, you are

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If You Had The Under On 12 Days For Fran Man's Dry Jan, Congratulations! You're A Winner And I'm An Alcoholic

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