A Year After Nearly Dying In A Freak Accident Involving A Snowplow, Jeremy Renner Is Now Dating A Woman Who Stole A Govt. Car And Led Cops On A High Speed Chase 2 Years Ago

It's been about a year since Jeremy Renner was in a horrific accident involving a snow plow. The accident was so bad that Renner claimed he could see one eye with the other eye because one of them popped straight out of its socket. On top of that, he had eight ribs broken in 14 places, his right knee broken, his right ankle broken, his left leg tibia broken, his left ankle broken, his right clavicle broken, and his right shoulder broken. His face, eye socket, jaw, mandible broken, all shattered. 

Oh and his lungs collapsed and he pierced his ribs and liver with his broken rib bones.

Insane that he's alive, but he's recovering nicely, as he was recently seen enjoying a dinner with his daughter on his 52nd birthday: 

Doesn't look too shabby here, and he's probably got a brand new appreciation for life after nearly walking through the pearly gates a year ago.

Wouldn't you? I would. In fact, I'd go from being a short, mildly overweight ball of misery with a staunch Napoleon complex to a caregiving philanthropist living every breath to its fullest. A near death experience would bring out the best in me. 

…Hopefully. Near death experiences might induce a wild side, too. 

And that might be what happened here with ol' Jeremy. Looks like he's gotten involved with what I like to call a "crazy bitch" in the aftermath of his snowplow accident, per the Daily Mail. We're talking dick picks, family fights, drunken arguments, the whole works.  

Hmmm… Instead of wifing up some potato sack girl and living a quiet life on a farm or some shit, he went the other route and started dating an convict who stole a government vehicle and led police on a high speed chase two years back.

Here's the arrest report via Lahontan Valley News: 

At 3:14 p.m., Amber Monson, 31, was charged with seven felonies and five misdemeanors after a high speed chase that began at Musser and Stewart and ended on 5th Street near St. Teresa’s school. During the chase, the Durango struck several vehicles including patrol vehicles that surrounded her SUV and two other private vehicles. She was charged with three counts of battery with a weapon on police and two counts of battery with a deadly weapon, felony eluding and possession of a stolen vehicle belonging to the Washoe Tribe, all felonies, gross misdemeanor child endangerment, three counts of misdemeanor hit and run and reckless driving. She was also held for psychological evaluation. Total bail was set at $174,500.

That, my my friends, is a "crazy bitch". That's not to say that Renner isn't also an asshole if you read the Daily Mail story, because he clearly is if those texts are real, but can we just leave all that alone and queue the Buckcherry and her Instagram please???!

Thank you.