Get With The Times Bros and Start Humping Dollar Stores

The Northeast is often considered the most innovative region of the United States. All of the most prestigious universities are in the Northeast; most commerce runs through the Northeast. The Northeast is superior culturally, philosophically and intellectually. So as you can see this new revolutionary trend is right in line with all things that come from the northeast. The Bros are humping dollar stores.  

All of these videos are seemingly coming out of Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and New York. We are trying to figure out the reasoning behind the humping, it could be the New England Patriots' terrible season, Biden's inflation causing dollar stores to become more and more attractive, housing prices causing men to feel like buying a home and starting a family are out of reach, or guys just being dudes. 

There is one thing for certain, these dudes are humping, they humping and bumping these automatic doors, and security cameras can't do anything. Apparently, this is all totally legal. 

The rise of Only Fans and cheap access to porn may have caused these young men to associate cheap goods with arousal, causing a new fetish amongst the generation centered around dollar stores.  

With all the progressive action toward sexuality, I fully embrace whatever is making these dudes hump dollar stores. Love is love. If a dollar store is what makes these guys thrust without busting the bank then so be it. 

These guys don't even force their preferences on anyone, most of these videos occur after the store is closed. Let dudes be dudes.