Are We Ever Going To Get An Answer Of How Connor Stalions Got On The Central Michigan Sideline?

So are we ever going to get an answer on this or.........? I see the whole world debating this morning whether Michigan's National Championship* is going to be vacated in the coming years or not, and honestly, if I'm a Michigan fan, I don't give a fuck. The confetti has already fallen, and they've already jammed the football and basically their little dicks down the haters throats. Who cares what the NCAA decides to do in 5 years, you can't take these moments they're living away from them.

But with that being said, how have we just let Central Michigan off without explaining what they found from their internal investigation? I mean, if that were their coach on their sidelines that simply looked like Stalions, they would've just said that literally within 15 minutes of the photo surfacing. But instead, Jim McElwain hit us with basically a full confirmation that it was Conor Stalions being there without him noticing.

Okay so we know it was Connor Stalions but uhh, how did he get there....? Is that going to be in the NCAA's findings that come out in 2030 or what? I mean, the general idea of the Stalions saga is understandable. He paid for tickets to other team's games and had people film their sidelines to then pair it up with what happened in the game and decode their signals. But the two things that have essentially been wiped from discussion are the two things that are the WILDEST part of the whole story. One being that he was literally on Central Michigan's sideline filming Michigan State with his sunglasses, and the other being that Stalions and Blake Corum  appeared on the same LLC for a business in Wyoming. 

I don't comprehend how we've just moved on from these outrageous twists and turns. Like, okay, they won their National Championship, but can the magician finally reveal his secrets? I hate Michigan as much as the next guy but this country deserves answers about what the fuck was going on.

**Will always be so funny that he could've recorded in the front row at Central Michigan and not snuck onto the sidelines, but he did so anyways in a coaches shirt, hat, and inspector gadget sunglasses.