TYRESE HALIBURTON INJURED, CARRIED OFF THE COURT BY TEAMMATES, AND I WANT TO DIE
Are you enjoying the college football national championship? You are? Great. BECAUSE I'M ENJOYING NOTHING AT THE MOMENT. I was having a nice quiet night at home and then - BAM! Tyrese does the splits driving into the lane and my entire night / week / 2023-2024 basketball season is ruined. Sometimes this shit happens, and the player gets up on their own and walks it off ...
Hali couldn't walk and had to be carried off to the locker room by his teammates. Towel over the head? Police put sheets over dead bodies to show some respect. The Pacers might as well have put Hali into a body bog and zipped him up.
Fire those shoes into the sun. Burn them. What was Hali thinking!? Why are you switching up your shoes when you are in the middle of a career season? Everything is working fine. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Okay, only a hamstring strain? That doesn't seem that serious, at least not carried off the floor by your teammates serious. Hopefully this is less of an injury and more a Paul Pierce needing to be carted off in a wheelchair so he could poop type deal.
I'll hold judgement for that on a later date on that, but right now watching Hali go down is making me think the Pacers are cursed. They've had horrible luck with stars getting injured in recent years. Pacers future looked bright, and then Oladipo went down with a knee injury. Paul George snapped his ankle, now Haliburton goes down. Lord, I pray you please take my groin instead and let Hali be okay! Luckily I'm actually handling this news than better expected.
