The Giants Are Literally Fucking The Eagles Silly Right Now
I know that come April or May or whenever the hell the NFL holds the next draft, I am going to be bummed if the Giants win this game today because it could be the thing that stops them from drafting a potential stud QB or Marvin Harrison Jr. But today it feels pretty good after watching the Eagles kick the shit out of the Giants last year all while this dickhead was doing nonsense like this.
I'm not saying I want to see AJ Brown's knee buckle or Jalen Hurts' middle finger on his throwing hand point in a completely different direction than the rest of his digits. The other fanbase in this game may disagree...
However watching a punter named Braden Mann get hit with a quickie is the perfect cherry to go on top of this first half ass kicking. At least it beats the hell out of hoping some schmuck named Boston Scott doesn't hang ANOTHER touchdown on the Giants' asses. But after a whole lot of misery last year against the birds, it's nice to be doing the fucking once again (this blog will self destruct if Marcus Mariota leads them to a comeback after disappearing on the Falcons AND the Netflix Quarterback show).