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'I Fucking Shit On Your Mother' - Barcelona Manager Xavi Reportedly Played It Calm, Cool And Collected To The Refs During Their Most Recent Match

[Source] - Despite securing three points, Xavi was fuming with Gonzalez Fuertes as he made his feelings clear on the sideline.

With his team trailing, Sergio Roberto was tripped by Mika Marmol, but Fuertes did not give a foul to the frustration of the player.

The decision not to award Barca a penalty angered Xavi, who 'protested vigorously', according to Marca, who claimed he slapped himself in the face to show his frustration.

Marca also reveal that Xavi told Fuertes 'I f**king sh*t on your mother' - a comment which 'should have led to a red card', per the Spanish outlet.

I can't stop laughing at the sentence it should have led to a red card. Uhh, ya think? I'm pretty sure you can't be going around telling refs you're going to shit on their mothers. Pretty sure you can't say that to anyone, even if it's a go-to in Spain and specifically Barcelona. Remember this from Pique? 

I said it with Pique and I'll say it here. All I can think about when I see this is this scene in Semi-Pro

How does that ref not swing or at least give a red card? You say you're shitting on my mother and we're going to have at least a hold me back fight. I'm very anti-ref, but I'm pro-mom. I want that on record. I also gotta know more of the background to this insult. Why is it shitting on a mother? Makes me think those sick puppies over in Spain got real into 2 girls 1 cup back in the day. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that has to be one of the most influential internet videos we've seen. Everyone knows what we're talking about when you say it. 

Gotta say this story is starting to make more sense now

If they were ruling in Barcelona's favor we wouldn't have Xavi threatening a ref's mom with a Cleveland steamer. I also disagree that Xavi could get suspended from this. You can't go back and issue a suspension, ref's gotta have some balls and stand up for his mother. Give a red card, slap Xavi or turn the tables. Threaten to shit on Xavi's grandmother or another family member. One-up him and show him who's boss.