Paige Sparanac Claims She's Shadowbanned From TikTok Because Of 'Some Innocent Cleavage'

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OMG NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hey TicTak, do they not love innocent cleavage in China? We're not talking about a child that isn't fortunate enough to be the first born! We're talking about INNOCENT CLEAVAGE! Take what you want but for the love of everything please spare the divine divide! Miss Spiranac is out here doing God's work not just for herself but for humanity as a whole! Have mercy!

Good thing for Miss Spiranac, mercy is only one of the zillions of beautiful qualities of life she has to offer the universe. Up with Paige! Save the innocent cleavage! Down with TikTac!