Floyd Mayweather Just Became An Investor In Three Huge Plastic Surgery Centers And Wants To Do "Plastic Surgery Giveaways" For People Who Want To Get Hot

I'll be honest with you guys...I want to hate Floyd Mayweather. I really do. Part of me wants to shit on him in this blog because I know he won't be able to read it, but what's the point? Why am I going to hate from outside the club when I can't even get in? Floyd is who he is and that's why I love him. He owns titty bars, plastic surgery centers, and a permanent spot in my heart. I mean what's not to like about a guy who announces that's he's become a "big boss" (not to be confused with a little boss) in the Miami plastic surgery scene? Something that you would assume he knows nothing about, but is actually incredibly well versed in considering the amount of time he's spent in said titty bars. Besides, it's not like he's going to be the one performing the surgery. He's simply putting his good name behind the doctors he trusts in hopes that it will help the indecisive women of Miami choose their next surgeon. 

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As far as the giveaways go...

I am waiting with baited breath (shout out Johnny Most) to find out what those are going to be. Boobs? Butts? Noses? Navels? Lipo? Lips? All the above? The possibilities are endless. Keep us posted on what you end up deciding, Floyd. Oh and congrats on the new venture. Now here are a bunch of Mayweather highlights to get you through the morning. Enjoy…

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