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Is Elon Musk Filling Our Timelines With Sexual Content to Fight The Population Crisis?

Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this shit on their timeline. My Twitter timeline used to be filled with nothing but the Miami Dolphins and Barstool. Now, all I see is this shit. I must not be down bad because I've never seen ANY of these videos, and even when I read the replies the videos aren't even there. Do NOT go through the replies, unless you like porn. I'm not a Twitter porn guy. Twitter should be for sports and jokes, not porn. I have no problem with porn, but they already have their own website. It's like going to a comedy show and instead of hearing jokes they send out strippers. It's not necessarily a bad thing, but it's not what we paid for. 

I hope I'm not pulling a Jason Whitlock or I might end up on JackMacs TikTok, but I swear I am not watching porn on Twitter. I'm starting to think Elon Musk is behind all this. 

What is Elon's biggest concern about our society? Population Collapse.

Elon can't make people repopulate, but he can make people horny on Twitter. I believe that Elon is pumping all of our "For You" pages with sexual content so we get horny, lay pipe, and repopulate. 

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