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We Got Video Of Ian Ziering AKA Steve Sanders From 90210 Fighting Off A Biker Gang In LA On New Year's Eve And It Was Pretty Fucking Badass

So this story hit the internet yesterday and I have to admit barely raised on eyebrow as it just felt like the latest ridiculous real life Mad Libs our simulation has spit out at us as it completes its death spiral. That shouldn't be the case since a 90s kid like myself should lose his goddamn breath reading that Steve Sanders was attacked by a biker gang in the middle of LA. But years of covering the worst humanity has to offer on this here blog has numbed my soul with 1000 CCs of novocaine and I don't think I'll ever be surprised about a celebrity getting attacked after reading that Rick Moranis was sucker punched innocently walking the streets of Manhattan.

What I was surprised by however was video of the incident:

Oh shit, I didn't know Steve Sanders had that in him! If I remember correctly, Steve was more of an entitled rich pretty boy on 90210 who wasn't looking to scrap with anyone, let alone a biker gang. Granted, Steve was actually scrapping with a minibiker gang that resembled one of those wrestling matches where five masked cruiserweights sneak attack a heavyweight instead of a bunch of big tatted dudes riding Harleys together thanks to a mutual love for their fellow man and noise pollution.

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Still, fighting off a gaggle of dickheads literally ramming their minibikes into you then swarming you like a bunch of bees is impressive no matter how big or small those dickheads are. Doubly so if you are out with your kids and protecting them. Ian Ziering may forever be Steve Sanders to my generation or the guy from Sharknado to whatever generation still thinks about those movies. But he is objectively an awesome dad for fighting off those mamalukes in broad daylight to the point I won't even unleash the conspiracy theory that this would be a brilliant stunt orchestrated by Ian's PR guy that has his name as hot as its been since this absolute banger of an intro was showing up on our TV screens during the 90s.

P.S. I have to include this video that I stumbled upon while looking for the original 90210 intro since it is awesome and pairs perfectly with my wrestling reference from earlier.