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Sucker Punching Your Opponent From Behind After Losing 59-10 In A Bowl Game May Be The Most Pathetic Move Ever

Everyone is asleep and I'm still up watching San Jose St struggle to score a single point as 10 point favorites against Coastal Carolina in the Hawaii Bowl. Side note, the Hawaii Bowl not being on Christmas Eve just doesn't hit the same. This game sucks. You know what game also sucked today? 

South Alabama absolutely PUMMELING Eastern Michigan who might be the worst bowl team in the history of bowls. So what did one of the players from Eastern Michigan do during the Alma Mater? A sucker punch of all sucker punches that ... quite frankly did absolutely nothing. It's hard to see what number this player was which would obviously ID him, but I'd be surprised if he wasn't a senior knowing it was his last time ever stepping on a football field. If you can get past the annoying woman screaming for the entire video like it was the craziest thing ever, we can just call a spade a spade and say this was one of the dumbest decisions ever made. 

Number 26 was ready to go to war for his guys too. A little clearer view here of the aftermath: 

That band wasn't stopping for anyone or anything! Bold move to sucker punch a guy wearing a helmet, but it was truly the definition of fuck around and find out. Now give us a non-conference rematch to start the season next year because we might see the first 100 piece in a college football game since Houston in the Astrodome. Bad day to be an Eastern Michigan Eagle.