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Amanda Bynes Officially Restarts Her Podcast To Interview The Manager Of A Local Sneaker Shop, Only To Shut It Down AGAIN After Deciding She Wants To Become A Full Time Manicurist

 

*Spongebob Meme: Two Hours Later*

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Listen sister friend, I don't blame ya. There are days when I wake up and the very thought of having to listen to my own voice makes me want to jump in front of a bus. Imagine seeing yourself every time you open your phone? It's disgusting. Then again, I understand that this is what I do for a living and it is arguably ten billion times better than just about any other job on the planet. Which is why, as crazy as it sounds, I get it. I understand the allure of putting your head down and anonymously shaving the calluses off of some portly woman's feet. It's a thankless job but it's an honorable one. And even better than that, it's one that you can do anonymously without the judgment of millions of people hanging on every word you say. 

Here's the original blog of her explaining why she shut down her podcast the first time…

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if that freak show Paul who she does her show with is controlling every aspect of her life. I mean look at this guy…

He is wayyyyyyy to happy to be there. He also looks like the guy from Escaping Twin Flames. (Watch it if you haven't already.) I don't know - something just seem very off. Every video she makes it's like she has a gun to her head. Oh well. Hopefully she finds happiness in whatever she does next. Whether that's painting the nails of strangers or to talking to the third key at the local Denny's has yet to be seen. Regardless, keep your head up Amanda. We've got your back.