Breaking News: Joe Flacco Has Shaved His Beard

Joe, quick question from Ohio's Tate at Barstool Sports: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?

We have finally found our quarterback. We've won two games in a row. We're damn near a lock for the playoffs, and we still have legitimate sights set on passing Baltimore, winning the AFC North, and hosting a few playoff games. And we've hit the jackpot as it seems CJ Stroud will sit out his week for our game vs the Texans. Literally everything has been coming up Cleveland (besides the injury report) these past few weeks......SO WHY CHANGE ANYTHING? No doubt in my mind that's an Elite shave, but what's the purpose?

Unless.......

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Ahhhhh, I see what you're doing, Joe. You know the exact recipe to win a Super Bowl, and you're just following the blueprint you laid out many years ago. 

Step 1: Be an Elite QB of an AFC North football team with an Elite Defense

Step 2: Shave your Beard

**I will say this: I do think December 20th is a little early to pull off this move. I'm no longer panicking after realizing he's just following the gameplan, but the replies to that original tweet show that many people are jumping on the Texans +2.5 from this news alone. So what happens if we lose this week? Or even next? What happens if the shaven face was not the move for the playoff run?

I vote this: