Booger McFarland Says Playing Football in the Rain Is Great Because You Can Piss Your Pants Freely

Hell yeah, Booger. That’s a man who has played with piss-soaked football pants more than a time or two. Respect.

Appalachian State and Miami Ohio combined for just nine points in the first half of a rainy Avocados From Mexico Cure Bowl — that’s the real name, I didn’t make that up — so Booger McFarland found the silver lining of the ballgame: if your bowl trip to Orlando is marred by a flooded field for the game, at least you can piss in your pants and play football like a man.

I assume there has to be an exception here for white pants, but maybe the fellas are letting it fly then, too. Some mud on the gridiron could aid in the decision-making process there, as well.

Regardless, I have to imagine the feeling of letting a stream go in your pants and then heading back out onto the field to try to take another man’s head off has to be pretty awesome. Those are the moments you have to cherish.

I hope someone asks if anyone took Booger’s advice after the game. Only one team can win the Avocados From Mexico Cure Bowl, but everyone can piss in their pants.