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Hospital Evacuated After 88 Year Old Shows Up With A World War I Bomb Shell In His Ass

Daily Star - An elderly man shocked medical staff after they discovered a WW1-era bomb lodged in his rectum, prompting an evacuation of a hospital – with employees saying they'd seen nothing like it before.

All the time you'll see a story about someone shoving something up their ass, then having to make the world's most awkward trip to the emergency room to have it removed. Usually it's some sort of toiletry item like a toothbrush, or a bottle of shampoo, the weirdest one I've seen is a 53 year old dude who put a light bulb in his poop chute. No longer is that man's bright idea the weirdest tale of stuff up the butt after a frenchman showed up to the hospital with a Word War I artillery shell stored securely in his stink star. Raid on the Suez Canal … Part 2

How does an EIGHTY EIGHT year old dude get a WWI shell lodged in his brownie bowl ?!? The article says nothing about how it happened, and I don't think this man jumped was trying to save a group of people how you would diving on a live grenade, by jumping on his thing and shoving it in his poop canoe. This had to be something sexual, but are you still thinking about sex at 88 years old? Even if you have any libido left, I feel like at age your bones hurt by simply existing, so stretching out the walls of your gravel eater wouldn't be enjoyable. I mean this thing is massive … 

I suppose gramps is lonely and doesn't know how to use the internet where he could simply buy a sex toy, so he had to dig out an old box of memorabilia from the time his grandad fought against the German Kaiser and put it up his ass. I feel like he looked at this phallic, cylindrical, artillery shell and thought that would be good in my ass the way I look at a fresh bar of soap and think … I know it doesn't taste good, but for some reason I do want to eat that bar of Zest soap. 

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The shell was so large, he had to be cut open, and have it removed from his abdomen. The bomb squad was on sight but luckily for everyone involved, the shell was not live, but it's going to be a weird holiday season when this family gets together and talk about what grandpa has been up to.