Hearing Mintzy Get Ripped a New Asshole Was The Funniest and Scariest 10 Minutes of My Life

I can't get over this picture. Mintzys' soul has left his body, Daves' face is redder than a radish, and I'm just in the back cheesing like a middle schooler watching his boy get chewed out by the principal. Being one of the newest hires, I've never seen Dave snap on somebody. Sure, I've seen clips from back in the day, but those clips don't do it justice.  

No point in lying, when I heard Dave say, "who the fuck let this fucking moron go live without a dump button, how fucking dumb can you be." I sprinted to the closet studio to burst out laughing but also to hide from the boss man. I wanted NONE of that smoke. Aside from Minzty having to stare at the wall all day while wearing the DUNCE hat, the best part of the fuck up was Minzty hopping on a train to Hogwartz to avoid Dave. It's was like when a dog chews up the sofa and the owner comes home and the dog refuses to look at the couch. That was Minzty. 

I couldn't believe he took off running but that's what makes Minzty who he is. You can tell he was devastated. I felt so bad for him, but at the same time, he kinda ripped it. When it comes to making lemonade out of lemons, no one does it better than Barstool Sports. They took an absolute disaster and turned it into pure comedy. 

Plus there's nothing more wholesome than a Mintzy apology video:

Keep your head up Champ, we love ya!