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Must Watch: Guy Creates A Step By Step Guide On How To Make Your Hog Look Bigger In Photos

Look, I'm not going to sit here and beat around the bush. I, as well as 90% of you reading this blog have taken (or at least attempted to take) a dick pic. It never comes out right and you always end up asking yourself the same question, "Is that really what it looks like?" (It is.) Eventually you come to terms with your penis and end up firing off the photo anyway. Maybe you get a polite response...or maybe you get no response whatsoever. Why? Because you're not EDITING YOUR DICK PICS, which up until five minutes ago I didn't even know was an option. And spare me the "is it ethical" bullshit. Girls edit every single photo of themselves, it's about time guys do the same. I'm not saying go nuts, if you're hung like Bobby Lee don't turn yourself into John Sally, but a little touch up never hurt anyone.  

Here's the step by step...

Take underwhelming photo of penis > Edit > Crop > Vertical (increase length) >  Horizontal (increase girth) 

Make fun of this blog if you want but I guarantee at least half of you are going to try this tonight. Thank me later. Have a lovely Thursday. 

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PS: In seven years of writing at Barstool Sports I have never used a "must watch." LOL. Enjoy.