MAMMA MIA!!! Tommy DeVito Has Arrived For Monday Night Football While His Family Hands Out Chicken Cutlets And Pasta In The MetLife Parking Lot

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The Tommy DeVito Experience has been going on for roughly a month now but I still can't believe this is happening in real life. Think about all the stuff Giants fans talked about the offense doing back when anything was possible in the preseason. Daniel Jones taking the next step. Darren Waller becoming the weapon this offense has been missing for years. Jalin Hyatt scorching defenses with deeper balls than Large has when he sits on the toilet.

Instead we have been blessed with a random Italian NFL version of Linsanity dropping from the heavens with Tommy fucking DeVito strutting around before a Monday Night Football game with more drip than a ball of fresh mozz as his agent dresses up like a goddamn wise guy in the Corleone family.

Meanwhile, a scene out of Jersey Shore is taking place in the Meadowlands parking lot that is only missing fist pumps as Levels plays.

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We actually had chicken supremes at the Casa de Clem tonight in honor of tonight's Giants game and no more than 10 minutes after we finished, videos of the DeVitos making the same sandwiches get posted. True local hero shit. I know we all had our fun about Tommy DeVito living at home and how it actually made sense considering how expensive the Tri-State Area is. But it'll be a miracle if Tommy ever leaves his house considering how good the food looks let alone tastes. 

Anyway, I've sat through enough shitty Giants seasons over the years along with the chaos that has gone on with the Jets QBs to know just how much worse a 4-8 season with an injured QB1 could be. Which is why I'm gonna grab myself a bottle of red, a bottle of white, and watch Tommy D from Don Bosco take down the Packers tonight while wearing the freshest shirt in the Barstool store.