'The Word Out On Zion Is He'll Eat The Table' - Stephen A. Smith Spent The Day Unloading Outrageous Quotes About Zion Being Fat

I know Stephen A. isn't hitting 100% when it comes to his sources, reporting or anything of the like. But how do you hear him speak here and disagree with anything he says? I said it in the blog last week when this first started coming to light, have you ever been to New Orleans? Eating the entire table, while impressive, is something that can be done. New Orleans food is as elite as elite gets. Now you already throw a big boned guy with all the money in the world and I'm starting to believe Stephen A. here. 

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You know it's a good Stephen A. speech when I don't even know what's the best part. Eating the entire table is an A+ quote. But you have him talking about how he has sources that say chefs want to meet Zion. They go out of their way to meet him. That's just good living if you ask me. Having a chef on your good side is something I call playing it safe. Want your food cooked with special care? Yeah, I've seen Road Trip or Waiting one too many times. Maybe Zion has some weird requests when he orders his crawfish etouffee. No one really knows. 

Say what you want about Stephen A. but he can tell a story. I was fully ready to defend Zion here despite this being roughly the 84th time we've addressed the fact he could be a fat, but Stephen A's voice swung me. He really needed to hit a STAY OFF THE GUMBO or something though. You can't be in full Stephen A. mode and not drop your catchphrase. 

I keep saying it, but the funniest outcome is 100% Zion embracing it all. Don't fight the takes about it. Don't have your team speak out and saying everything is false. Take a picture with a bunch of food on the table. Start taunting everyone about it. We're all online far too much. People, especially in the NBA world, read into every single picture and post. Make a mockery of it all, even if you are eating the table.