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Dumb Woman Went Into An MRI Machine With A Gun And Shot Herself Right In The Ole Jiggly Ass Cheek (57-Years Old)

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According to the report, the inadvertent discharge occurred on June 28. The unnamed 57-year-old woman entered the MRI room with a concealed and ferrous (iron-containing) handgun. As she was about to enter the machine, the gun was attracted to the powerful magnet inside it and fired off a single round into and through her right buttock. Luckily, the bullet barely penetrated her skin and the doctor on site described her entry and exit wounds as “very small and superficial.”

It isn’t just guns that can be dangerous while next to an MRI—people have gotten seriously hurt and killed by wheelchairs, oxygen tanks, and even metallic butt plugs. Bullets are a relatively less common threat, but not unprecedented either. Earlier this January, a Brazilian man died of a gunshot to the stomach triggered by an MRI machine while he was assisting his mother (he reportedly also denied having a weapon beforehand, according to medical staff).

I love this lady. She's an absolute wildcard without a care in the world. She's not gonna keep that fuckin thang on her. 

You're not supposed to have a gun on you at all at the hospital. But, if you don't care about the rules, you put that strap in your purse and you carry on to whatever appointment you have. Dentist? Gun. Cardiologist? Gun. Pedetrics? Well, hopefully not. Gastroenterologist? Oh buddy… bring the ok. They might stick something up the ole butt. Gotta be careful because safety is paramount. 

I kinda expected the magnet to be blamed when I opened up the source article. I've taken a few MRIs in my day and I know that metal is a big ole no go. In fact, I know a lady who got the shit burned out of her neck because she kept a necklace on that had metal in it. The magnet gets a goin and heats up. Next thing you know, you're smelling something burnin, and that something is your precious skin that you take 20 minutes doing a skincare regimen on. That lotion is expensive and she wasted it by not taking her necklace off. Oh well. 

I expected the magnet and gun. I did not expect the buttplug. 

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You gotta be fuckin HORNY to wear a buttplug in an MRI. Think of the risk. The techs always tell you about the risks associated with getting an MRI. They tell you about the size and sheer force of those things. They tell you to move your purse or any type of loose change in a secure area so that this kinda thing doesn't happen. It's mostly so coins or whathaveyou don't start flying out all over the place and damaging the machine or causing injury. 

If they tell you about the coins flying around the room, how can you think that your butthole is strong enough to keep that in? Hell, research has shown that under the force of extreme diarrhea, the acidic fluid will come out no matter what. I imagine that's the same with butt plugs when the magnet starts a goin. 

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I guess that's all I really have to say about it. 

In summary, do not bring a gun or butthole pleasure devices to your MRI appointment. If you do, your ass could be on the line.