Couple Tries To Get Pregnant For Four Years But The Doctor Tells Them They've Been Having Anal Sex Instead of Regular Puss Sex

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This revelation explained why the wife, despite regular intercourse, remained a virgin and the couple failed to conceive.

The unnamed pair, aged 26 and 24, sought professional help after their attempts to get pregnant proved fruitless.

The wife also confessed that sex was "unusually painful" for her every time, but she endured it in hopes of getting pregnant.

According to China's Guiyang Evening Post, Liu's "experience" led her to inspect the woman's anus. It was then that the medic is said to have learned the couple had been mistakenly having anal sex for four years, resulting in their failure to conceive. 

Well, my goodness. 

To me, this is the problem with being a virgin. When you're a virgin, you've never had sex before. When you've never had sex, you aren't sure that you're in the right hole. 

In my younger days, I was worried that my dick was shaped all fucked up. I was like, "Why does this bad boy go up instead of out when it's hard?" I asked myself through tears, shame, depression, and fear. What if my dick wasn't able to do a real sex?

My pastor did not have the answer. 

Why was I concerned? Well, you see, I thought that the vagina went in like a lock and key. I thought it went straight ahead like your eyes when Kate Winslet dumped em out in Titanic and my dad was sitting beside me. (made that up. I barely knew my dead dad)) But, it turns out, that we take that dick and move up the ole flesh hill. Not sure if Flesh Hill works as a descriptor of a puss but you can imagine what I mean. 

If you'll remember back to your first time having sex, I'd bet you said, "Am I in?" I just asked Chief and he said he didn't say that but I'm not sure I buy it. I'll keep pressing him for an honest answer. I'm kinda surprised at his blatant deception but I'll get to the bottom of it. 

Anyway, almost everybody asks, "Am I in?"

Thank you for asking, Brian. 

They do that because they have no idea if they are in or not. 

In my opinion, this is the reason people need porn. If these folks had watched a little porn, both would soon realize that you can put the dick in both spots. Sure. Both holes can take it but one is the primary. You can't go only to the secondary option. Number 2 is not better than number 1. That's always been true… unless you're like really horny and it's your birthday or something. 

Anyway, watch porn. If you don't, you'll end up with four years of anal and no babies which is fine if that's what you want. If not, cream pies. Gotta do some vaginal cream pies. Sorry if this isn't PC. 

PS: I don't do anal because it's an abomination to the lord. If you don't like it, take it up with Him instead of the butt.