I Fake Spray Painted Brandon Walker's Car and Took His Soul

Friday December 1st 2023:

I planned a level 1 prank on the Cream Pie God Mook. It was a very simple prank. Load up plate with whipped cream, and then fill his face with it. My objective was simple; cream pie the cream God 5 times in one day. My first cream pie was a great success, the footage will be released this Friday. However, my second attempt was a disaster. You see the plan was very simple, sneak up behind Mook and cream pie him on the Yak. However, Sargent Garfield blew my cover and ruined my prank.

As you can see I was compromised. Had I been able to load Mook's face with my cream pie this could have been avoided, but momma didn't raise a quitter. It felt like 2AM on a night out, I had to cream pie someone. That someone was Brandon. Had Brandon just grabbed Mook like I said, everything would have worked out just fine, but that wasn't the case. After loading Brandon's face with cream pie, he took matter into his own hands and decided to shit pie me. 

A shit pie is when some pie's you with a chocolate cake. Being shit pied is the highest form of disrespect, he basically spit in my face. I don't know about you, but I wasn't going to let that slide. As I was cleaning the chocolate moose out of my ear, it hit me. What does Brandon Walker value the most? His family? No. Mississippi State? Maybe. But nothing compares to his love for his all white Jeep Wrangler. The same one my ex-girlfriend used to pick me up in in 10th grade. 

 I knew what had to be done….

I would never vandalize someones property, but I wanted Brandon to have that feeling as if someone did. Which is where spray chalk came into play. After searching the internet for 3 minutes, I found the tools I needed to execute order 66: Destroy The Walker. And I did just that….

The War has officially begun.