'Purdue Sucks! So Does Michigan And Ohio State!' - Indiana's New Football Coach Spent His First Day On Campus Talking A Hilarious Amount Of Shit

I love this guy. We know what he did at James Madison and this has nothing to do with his background or anything like that. Look at him! Listen to this speech! I thought we were about to get a Howard Dean woo there at the end. This man wasted no time claiming Indiana is going to the Big 10 title game next year and followed it up with this gem. Frankly, we need more of it. Coaches should always be willing to say a rival sucks. They should always be willing to punch up because, I mean, it's still Indiana football here. They have no shot against Michigan or Ohio State even. 

That said, I want to know his thought process. Why stop at Michigan and Ohio State? I assume because he knows James Franklin won't ever win a big game? Maybe he's in a wait and see process with Luke Fickell and Wisconsin? Should have went after the Pac-12 teams coming in. That's how you set the tone. Hey boys, you want some Midwest football? Well you suck too! Feel bad he left Will Compton and Nebraska out, that's who you should be fighting with outside of Purdue. 

A round of applause though. A masterclass in your first day on campus. No hey we're gonna try really hard. Just Big 10 title games and proclaiming everyone else sucks. I hope he doesn't stop. You think he cares Indiana will probably win 5 games next year? No. No one knows what's going to happen until the season starts so you got plenty of time to keep on running your mouth. What can go wrong?