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Kirk Herbstreit Says Slogans And Countdown Clocks Won't Work Against Michigan Until Ohio State Recruits More Ohio Guys Because They Actually Understand The Rivalry

THANK YOU, MR. HERBSTREIT. 

Listen, I've never been accused of being a Kirk Herbstreit fan, but that's not because he's a dummy. He's spot on every single time, clearly the best in the business, and his interview on Pardon My Take is perhaps my favorite one they've ever done. I get that he has a job to do, I just wish he did it a little more biasedly, like that fucking DOUCHEBAG Desmond Howard does. How is Ohio State not in your Top 4 right now??? They lost a one score game on the road to the #2 team in the country while getting fucked by the refs. I think an unbiased analyst could make a legitimate argument that Ohio State should actually be ranked above Michigan still, so why can't a former Ohio State quarterback do it??

Anyways, if I've said it once I've said it a million times: the problem with the losing culture of The Ohio State Buckeyes right now could be solved by going to a rest stop and purchasing a map. It's that simple.

Our Head Coach is from here:

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Our Quarterback and star Wide Receiver are from here:

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And our fat punching bag of a fan that didn't come to Ohio State until he had to transfer because he got kicked out of his previous college represents this fan base on camera at Barstool by bending over and letting Dave BULLY him is from here:

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I mean, nothing screams the gritty, hard-working people of Ohio like this! 

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How bout those Yankees……? Ohioans would NEVER.

The fact of the matter is that our head coach should be from Ohio. Jim Tressell (9-1) and Urban Meyer (7-0) both were. John Cooper (2-10) and Ryan Day (1-3) are not. Coincidence? And a whole hell of a lot of other people associated with the program should be from here too. I wouldn't mind instituting a rule where coaches have to carry around their birth certificate and present their hometown upon request of the campus police for the next few years. I mean, how can you instill the pride of a state and the hate for another into people if you don't even know it yourself??? We've got a bunch of people flying in from all over the map for a 3-year vacation and then trying to create a fake disgust of another team. Batman merely adopted the dark, Bane was born into it!!!!

I'm not saying that if a 5-star out of Florida wants to come sack the quarterback or a 5-star from Texas wants to come run the football that we should turn them down, but what I am saying is that CJ Stroud, Marvin Harrison Jr, JT Tuimolauo are three pretty damn good players that are going to finish their illustrious careers at Ohio State with a combined ZERO wins over Michigan. KYLE MCCORD CALLED THE MICHIGAN GAME JUST ANOTHER GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That might be the most disgusting quote I've ever seen. If it's Ohio Against The World, can we at least get a few Ohio guys on our side?