GOALIE GOAL!!!!

 

I know it's the Penguins so it's tough for me to say anything good, but a goalie goal reaches across the aisle. A goalie goal unites the crips and the bloods, the Dems and Repubs, the Julie DiCaro fans and the everyone else in the world not named Julie DiCaro. So I'll tip my cap to Tristan Jarry, that was fucking sick. It's rare enough to see a goalie goal attempted, never mind perfectly executed. It's like Marty Mush writing a grammatically correct sentence, you know it's possible, but you might have to wait 5 years to see one. 

Also, shout out Lars Ellar. Miss you king.