OMG, BART SIMPSON IS DEAD!!!
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. It took me wayyyyyy too long to make that video a couple of years ago for a Barstool Black Friday promotion in order to make sure Dave Portnoy didn't make me a dead person, so I am going to repost it every year to make it worth my while and ensure I stay on the living side of the ledger until my overworked heart checks out.
The blog also strangely did massive numbers both years despite me not knowing a single person who still watches The Simpsons. It feels like the show has turned into the elementary school you went to as a kid that you have great memories with but haven't visited in decades yet still get upset if you find out they changed anything all these years later, like when the entire internet started losing their mind when reports came out that Homer was no longer going to choke Bart.
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Luckily Bart is still alive and getting choked by his father. So celebrate this joyous news by buying all the stuff you've been looking to buy on the Barstool Store since it is 20% off all the way through Cyber Monday. Happy shopping!
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