Lighten the Fuck Up! Amy Was an Animal Lover & Driving Home From Thanksgiving Dinner Scott Hit a Skunk…

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Scott and Amy were driving home from Thanksgiving dinner at Scott’s parents' house when Scott suddenly swerved to avoid hitting a skunk. But it was dark, and he had a little too much to drink, and unfortunately, he hit it… 

Amy, the consummate animal lover who regularly took in stray cats, insisted that Scott pull over. 

Amy immediately jumped out of the car, relieved to find the skunk still breathing and only injured.

She picked it up off the road, took it back to the car, and was very direct with Scott, “We need to take this animal to see a vet immediately! It’s shivering, so it must be cold…"

Scott was drunk and tired, but he knew if he didn't take the injured skunk to a vet, he'd never hear the end of it. So, he gave in to his wife and agreed to do it… 

"Where should I put it on the way to the vet?” Amy asked.

Thinking quickly, Scott replied, “Put it between your legs to keep it warm…”

“But it stinks!” Amy admitted.

“So, hold its nose until we get there…”

Happy Thanksgiving!

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