I'm Blogging These New Megan Fox Pictures Because After 10 Years I'm Still A Robot Programmed By Dave To Get Pageviews, Pageviews, Pageviews

I'm now currently on year 11 of working at Barstool Sports. I started in October of 2013, how insane is that? And from day 1 it's been instilled in my dumb, peasant brain "pageviews, pageviews, pageviews". But you see, as you get older, and as you've done your 10,000th blog, you want to blog about different things and different interests. Sometimes I feel I've blogged it all, like, there's nothing left for me to blog. Every thought I've ever had, every predicament, every story, I've written them all. I can't make any more jokes about a meth head in Florida, or have one more person tell me "it's into oblivion, not Bolivia". But I'm about as talented as a paraplegic pole vaulter, so here I am, still grinding away at the blog. I mean I'm the EIC too (and I do more than you guys give me credit for! But if I edited the blog like we're the fucking Wall Street Journal, we wouldn't be Barstool Sports. We're still the same idiot blog, I never understand why people want perfect grammar, has never made any sense to me). And there is one thing that always puts asses in seats- Megan Fox pictures. From the earliest days of hunters and gatherers, us MEN (and shout out to the ladies too!) have only wanted 3 things- red meat, to win in competition, and hot chicks. Everything else is extra. So when it comes down to it, I have the perfect job. I get to eat steak, write about my favorite sports teams, and post pictures of Megan Fox. 

So I say all that to say this- I hope you guys have a great weekend.

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Bah gawd, Em Rata out of nowhere!

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God bless these mothers. Thank you for all you do!