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RG3 Is 100% Correct- The Browns Should Make The Call

 

Uhhhh, no duh!!! Obviously the Browns should sign RG3 to start at QB. He should be under center, slinging the rock, running and scrambling around this Sunday vs Denver, no question about it. The Brownies are 6-3 and are in dire need of a quarterback (because for some reason they didn't trade for someone like Jacoby Brissett at the deadline), and there is no better QB on the market than Robert Griffin the Third. He has the experience, the poise, the arm, and you heard it, he still has 4.3 speed. It's literally the greatest travesty to the world that he's not on a current NFL roster. It'd be like Emily Ratajkowski not wearing bikinis or me not blogging, the world shouldn't exist without it! So do the right thing, Cleveland, pick up that phone and make the call. Let RG3 guide you to the Super Bowl. We need it.

 

PS: I can't believe this is like, year 8 of writing "XXXX team should sign RG3". It was one of my favorite recurring bits back in the day, and I can't believe I got to do it one more time today. Like 4 years ago, every time a QB got hurt I would tweet this picture

 

Kevin Dietsch. Shutterstock Images.

 

But crop it like this

 

Kevin Dietsch. Shutterstock Images.

 

And people would get all upset that I wanted Kaepernick a job, when the entire blog would be about RG3 getting another shot in the league. Just a good ol' fashioned blog/Twitter goof. Wait, I'm gonna do that for this blog. Duh. What an idiot I am for not doing it to begin with. As RG3's biggest fan I hope he plays again. He can slide now! He can slide!

 

PS: His rookie year highlights are legit incredible. The fact we didn't get 2012 RG3 for even 5 years makes me sad every day.

 

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