Megan Fox Is Back On The Market And Has a Lot Of Lost Time To Make Up For
DM – Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have reportedly separated after 11 years together. The power couple split six months ago after arguing over her massive movie career, several sources have told UsWeekly. The 29-year-old actress and the 42-year-old former teen heartthrob – who is best known for the TV series Beverly Hills, 90210 – have two children together: Noah, aged two, and Bodhi, aged 18 months. ‘Megan has separated from Brian,’ a source told the weekly. ‘They decided it six months ago.’ Another friend added, ‘Things have been rocky.’ They were last seen together on June 9 in Beverly Hills. When stepping out in LA in July and August, the actress did not have her wedding rings on. Their representatives have yet to comment. The tension in their relationship was over her constant absence as she made film after film. This summer she has been in New York City making the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. ‘They fight about her career,’ a source relayed. ‘She was obsessed with getting roles.’ They actors got to know each other in 2004 when he guest starred on her sitcom Hope & Faith. ‘It was like magic,’ the rising star said of the TV vet. They became engaged in 2006 then called it off. In 2009 Fox said she was just too young to tie the knot. ‘Marriage isn’t a realistic goal for someone who is 23,’ she said at the time. In June 2010 Brian proposed again and she said yes again, but they didn’t wait long before making it official. It was only 24 days later that they were saying ‘I do’ in Hawaii.
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Great news! BEST news, actually. Do you guys realize what single Megan Fox means? Time for her to bring out her inner slut like we’ve never seen before. It happens with every hot chick who gets out of a breakup, they go heavy into slut mode, posting bikini pics left and right, getting out of cabs flashing the cooter to the paparazzi, the whole nine yards. And this is going to be especially true for Megan Fox. She’s been tied down with fucking Brian Austin Green for the prime of her life. I will NEVER forgive him for that. He stole her from us when she was 18. Now she’s 29 and has 2 kids and she’s ready to let loose. Better late than never, and I can’t wait to see what happens. 15 year old you has been waiting for today his whole life.
And PS: This is why you don’t rush chicks into anything. I don’t blame Brian Austin Green for trying to tie her down though. He’s a 4 and a washed up former child actor, and he somehow, some way got to fuck Megan Fox in her prime. Standing ovation and a tip of my cap for him, no doubt about it. But we missed out on so many slutty Megan Fox moments because of it. The good news is she’s still hot as fuck, so she can salvage it. You gotta believe in something and I believe in her. Let them titties out and let’s rock n roll.
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(PS: Weirdos are gonna be like “can’t even post pictures of her in the blog?” No, I can’t. Because when we post hot pictures of girls we have to tag the blog a certain way and then it doesn’t show up on the App. So I believe in you guys, just like I believe in Megan. You can take the .5 seconds it takes to do a Google search of Megan Fox if you want to see pictures of her. You can do it!)