Lighten the Fuck Up! Tina Had a Beautifully Rounded Derrière That Kept Her Husband Up at Night...

Shortly after Tina and Richard climbed into bed, set their alarms, and shut their bedside table lamps, Richard began caressing his wife's beautifully rounded derrière through her silk nightgown, like he'd done successfully so many times before…

But on this night, Tina turned over abruptly and, in an uncompromising tone, said, "I'm sorry, Richard. I've got an appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." And when he refused to back off, she shut him down more directly, "Not tonight, Richard…"

Richard sadly turned and faced the other way, and not wanting to give up, he began considering his options…

 A few minutes later, Richard turned back towards Tina, tapped her gently on her bare shoulder, and whispered in her ear, "Honey, quick question… Is it just the gynecologist, or are you seeing your dentist tomorrow, too?"

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #208!

Just in case you missed the last one…