Donald Trump has arrived to UFC 295 at Madison Square Garden, and based on the size of his posse, full walkout, and pop - you'd think he was in the main event tonight!
Seriously tho, Dana White insisting on Trump getting a full entrance to walk to his seat at these PPVs - music and all - is objectively hilarious. So absurd yet so funny. When Trump's walking out to "American Badass" like he's the Undertaker with Kid Rock by his side - it's even funnier.
Hopefully next time Dana could convince 45 to suit up in gloves and a Venum Fight Kit for his walkout. Imagine that? Trump gets all vasoline'd up and gets into the octagon just to pose and shadowbox a little? Maybe get on the mic and call out Sleepy Joe? He'd blow the roof off the place.
P.S. With how much different Trump-related shit leaks every few weeks now, how have NONE of his phone calls with Dana White recapping UFC PPVs have gotten out there?! I need to hear DJT break down Pereira vs Procházka. I need to hear his thoughts on the knees to a grounded opponent rule. I need to know if he thinks Bo Nickal is the real deal. I need it all.