Journalist And Michigan Fan David Shuster Is Threatening To Cancel His Disney World Vacation If ESPN Doesn't Fire Paul Finebaum

David Shuster is a Michigan alumnus and longtime journalist who has had enough of his Wolverines being raked over the coals by the fake news media, particularly Paul Finebaum and ESPN. Finebaum has said he believes Jim Harbaugh should be suspended indefinitely pending the results of the investigation by the Big Ten and NCAA into Michigan's sign-stealing operation and Shuster will no longer stand for that sort of rhetoric being allowed on the airwaves. Either Finebaum goes or Shuster's family is headed to Six Flags instead of Disney World.

This is my favorite nonsensical threat of all-time. "You get rid of one of your top college football analysts who had an opinion I don't like or I'm going to turn my fun family vacation into a day trip to a theme park run exclusively by 15-year-olds and convicted felons. Your call."

I think I actually respect the hell out of this guy. He cares more about the national media's portrayal of his school's college football coach than the happiness of his family and while I don't think that's to be commended as a husband or father, it absolutely puts you in the CFB Nutjob Fan Hall of Fame and that's not a bad place to be. They don't boo nobodies.

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I feel a little bad for David's kids, but they'll understand eventually. It was Finebaum or the Disney vacation and if you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything.