50% Of Marriages End In Divorce, But 100% Of Marriages That Start At An Eagles Tailgate Last Forever
I'm a sucker for love. Always have been, always will be. There's just something so special about seeing a couple of crazy kids who are wild about each other decide to spend the rest of their lives with one another in front of all their friends and family. It's beautiful to see someone find their perfect match in another. Unfortunately...not all those matches end up remaining perfect, and plenty of marriages don't end up lasting "until death do us part". If we're just going based off the numbers here, half of the weddings you've been to in your life probably won't last forever.
But if you happened to be in this lot yesterday during the Eagles vs Cowboys tailgate, you just witnessed a marriage that will last through all of eternity. Even into the afterlife, these two will be bonded forever. Because there's no greater and stronger love on the planet than the love found at an Eagles tailgate.
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The ground is always covered in piss and spilled beer. The aroma in the air is always a mixture of thick smoke coming from freshly lit charcoal, burnt hot dogs, and the occasional whiff of horseshit wafting through the air from the police horses. You've got grown men who are piss-your-pants blacked out a good 4 hours before kickoff, herds of unruly teens underage drinking their faces off, a man going around from lot-to-lot absolutely destroying everybody in a shotgun race, and an endless chorus of E-A-G-L-E-S chants.
That's what real love looks like. Also, you knew that there had to be a Cox jersey involved with this wedding. Brooke and Rob just get it. And thankfully the Eagles get it, too. No chance were they going to ruin such a special day for those two love birds than by blowing it against Dallas last night. It might have been dicey, but a win is a win, and love is love.
Go Birds.