Mark Zuckerberg Won't Fight Elon Musk Anytime Soon After Tearing His ACL

We're going to have to wait a while for the Battle Of Unlikable Billionaires (which I would obviously pay to watch and if you don't agree, you're lying). I give Zuckerberg more credit than Elon Musk on that front. It seems Zuckerberg takes it more seriously in regards to training and combat sports than Musk does.

SOURCE - The social network mogul declared that he had to be willing “to get beaten up a lot” and that BJJ comes with a learning curve when he first started training.

“Part of learning is failing,” he told podcast host Lex Fridman in June. “People who train jiujitsu — you need to not have pride.”

But as my starting center Billy Football found out, grownups playing sports can lead to disastrous results.

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Billy is probably out for the year and I'm guessing we won't see Zuckerberg fight for many months. It's hard to feel too badly for ol' Zuck though. This is the same guy who was in charge during the Cambridge Analytica data breach. 

He also tried to shove Meta down out throats. He wanted our future to be wearing giant goggles while we spend more time talking to avatars of orcs and goblins than actual people.

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Maybe the worst of all this is that he inspired a character that made Rooney Mara sad.

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I will say this is a shame because I think Zuck would have beaten the shit out of Elon. This would have been the easiest bet ever.  Zuckerberg is clearly obsessed with MMA/Jujitsu and would have done more damage to Musk than Twitter did to his wallet. Look at this guy. 

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You think he gives a shit about fighting? If you are in even on the fence, this recent tweet should convince you. 

I don't know if this fight will ever take place but if it does, Zuck wins by TKO in the 2nd round.