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Jerry Jones Can't Stop Talking About Experiencing The Absolute Glory Hole

Look at this crazy old bastard. It's not the first time he's compared winning a title to a glory hole. 

Jordie brought it up a year ago or so and it still rings true. How many other owners or figures in sports can get away with this with everyone just laughing? Pretty sure it's just Jerry Jones and maybe Steve Ballmer. You gotta be super rich, goofy or old. Those are the requirements to compare winning titles and the feeling of it all to a glory hole. Makes sense why the Cowboys were awesome in the 90s now. 

At some point I gotta wonder if this is a bit. You know that Jerry Jones knows what a glory hole is. He's not dumb. He's just old and rich. And, hey, maybe he's right? I've never been part of a professional team who won a title. Sure, as a fan it's awesome and one can argue I've put as much blood, sweat and tears into it as the players, coaches and owner. But maybe it's different when you're in the building. Maybe it really is like a glory hole. You don't know what's coming for you. You don't know what's waiting on the other side. 

Forget the fame, fortune, trophies. It's all about the glory hole baby.