The Raiders Are Paying Their Last Two Coaches Between $40-80M NOT To Coach

And people want to say my contract is bad LOL! Imagine paying two guys over $40M a year to even work! Shit, I shoulda been an NFL coach. All you have to do is string together 1-2 good years, get a fat contract and shit the bed. Sure, the whole world will call you a bum, but who gives a fuck, your're making $40M+ to sit on the couch and jerk your chain. The Raiders are a dumpster fire. Anyone they draft ends up being a bust or in prison. They ran their only half decent QB out of town, and their superstar WR is ready to pack his bags and leave.