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A Real Life Supervillian May Be Spreading Bed Bugs Across Paris

In recent years, there has been a surge in bed bug infestations in Paris and France. In 2022, the French health and safety agency ANSES reported that more than 1 in 10 French households had been infested with bed bugs. This represents a 65% increase from the previous year.

The bed bug infestation in Paris is particularly severe. In 2023, the Union Chamber of Insect Control reported a 65% increase in pest control visits for bed bugs in the city. This is likely due to a number of factors, including the city's large population of tourists and its high density of housing.

In October 2023, a French influencer posted a video on social media showing bed bugs crawling on her sheets. The video went viral and sparked a wave of public concern about the bed bug infestation in the city.

In the same month, a major Parisian cinema was forced to close for several days after bed bugs were discovered in one of its screening rooms. The closure of the cinema caused widespread outrage and further raised awareness of the bed bug problem.

The French government is taking steps to address the bed bug infestation. In 2020, the government set up a bedbug hotline and online information campaign. It also began a national study on the prevalence of bed bugs in France. The study, which was released in July 2023, revealed that an estimated 11% of French households were infested with bed bugs between 2017 and 2022.

A major Parisian cinema was forced to close for several days after bed bugs were discovered in one of its screening rooms. The closure of the cinema caused widespread outrage and further raised awareness of the bed bug problem.

A 2023 study by the French health and safety agency ANSES found that more than one in 10 French households had been infested with bed bugs.

The Union Chamber of Insect Control reported a 65% increase in pest control visits for bed bugs in Paris in 2023.

With this current flood of Bed Bugs, there has been serious inquiry into how the hell it all started. The answer may lie in a forum post from France's version of 4chan. 

This legit supervillain may have purposefully mailed bed bugs all across France, including subways and Cafes, while being the Unabomber of bed bugs. This guy is bragging about how much money he has cost the country over an internet message board.

This is actually modern supervillain stuff. This guy needs to be hunted down just to ensure it's either fake or he has been stopped. This has to be technically Bio-Terrorism, right? This is diabolical beyond measure. The thing is, there is a way worse infestation than bedbugs. Scabies. It's way worse than bed bugs or any other infestation. You can't really get rid of them unless you take ivermectin, which is now considered saying you want a swastika prescribed to you. Anyway, the french version of the navy seals needs to take this guy out like Bin Laden.