The Jets Dubbed Themselves The Kings Of New York After Taking Down Tommy DeVito And The Giants

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Sometimes in life you have to tip your cap and admit when you are beat, with today being one of those times. The New York Jets officially wear the crown as the kings of the Empire State after taking down The New York Football Giants and Tommy DeVito in what some are calling a truly historic performance.

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Not only did the Jets win a game that appeared to be straight from Week 3 of the preseason by almost every measure, but they also turned my dad into a nickname spewing maniac on par with Frank The Tank's greatest hits after the tomfoolery that happened on the Giants last possession in regulation.

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The best part about all this for the Jets is that Bills fans can't even correct them for being the Kings of New Jersey since the Bills are technically the only team from New York considering the Jets beat the Bills in that opening week game from Hell where Aaron Rodgers' achilles turned into spaghetti. The second best thing is that Christopher Wallace doesn't have to see what kind of aura the King of New York title holds in 2023.

Nonetheless to the victors go the spoils. Congrats to Gang Green on not only taking the crown but also taking home The Snoopy Bowl (we're bringing it back).

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See you guys again in four years! Well not literally because I went to today's game and promised I will never attend another Jets-Giants game because I feel like I along with the other 80,000 or so idiots that packed that awful stadium deserve some sort of medal for watching that abortion take place in the rain. But I truly wish the Kings of New York the best for the rest of the season, thank them again for beating the Eagles two weeks ago, and can't wait to root for the Mets with like 90% of their fanbase when we switch to the baseball flavor of misery in New York when the calendar flips to April.

Now if you will excuse me, I am going to my 5 year old son’s flag football game in the still pouring rain, which honestly can’t be much worse to watch than the royal coronation I witnessed live at MetLife today.