The Most Arrested College Football Teams In America (Spoiler: The SEC Wins)

A ton more facts here from Mike Rosenberg @RosenbergMerc

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Ummm…Washington State? What the fuck? Get it together Washington State. You’re Washington State.

You either have stand up citizens with 4.0 GPAs running out there getting you 1 win a year, or professional-athletes-in-training skipping classes and breaking laws on their way to conference championships. Pick one or the other.

(Good news though, things are looking up)

Anyway, I’m sure we’re all focused on the same stat here. There are 14 teams in the SEC. 11 of them are in the top 25 of college football arrests. 6 of them are in the TOP TEN. Unreal stat. Awesome stat.

Hey I’m not tuning in to watch a church group play two hand touch. I want these motherfuckers big, mean, badass and borderline (or even full blown) criminal.

Keep doing you SEC. Keep doing you college football. All you big time programs out there, in every conference, don’t let these stats get you down. Time spent behind bars means nothing, number of times hoisting the national championship trophy is everything.

PS – Check out these losers.

Do you nerds even party