We Finally Got A Shocking Update From The Kelce Brothers We've Been Waiting For
The Kelce brothers have been front and center of basically every conversation this year. Whether it's the Tush Push on the field or pushin' tush with Taylor Swift, pretty much everything has revolved around these two guys. And the fact that these guys have a podcast together where they get to discuss everything going on makes each episode a must-watch for any major updates.
Looks like we finally got the biggest update of them all, with Jason and Travis Kelce reporting that lacrosse will be in the 2028 Olympics. We already knew that a couple weeks ago, but it seems like nowadays nothing is actually news unless it's confirmed by the Kelce's themselves.
Even bigger news is that Jason Kelce played lacrosse throughout high school, and Travis Kelce played in 7th and 8th grade. I'm assuming the NY Post main office is filled to the brim with cum right now after that news was announced. However, I have no idea what the actual frick Travis keeps talking about when he says "Center D". That's just simply not an actual position in the sport of lacrosse. You have your attackmen, midfielders, short stick D middies, long stick middies, defensemen, fogos, and goalies. In no world is there anybody on the field called a "center D". And lacrosse has been relatively popular in Ohio since at least like 2007, so I don't think it's just bad information being relayed his way.
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Either way, lacrosse is going to be in the Olympics come 2028. And I'll say this right now--there's not a chance in hell that anybody in the NFL right now would be able to get good enough at the sport in time to make the US team. I get they're freak athletes and everything, but there's just no chance. People don't understand how absolutely nasty at lacrosse the best players in the world are. Chris Hogan played division 1 lacrosse in college, went on to win a couple Super Bowls in the NFL, tried to come back to play professional lacrosse, and was probably the worst player in the entire league. So no chance can a guy who only played lacrosse in 7th and 8th grade get good enough to actually compete with those guys. End of story.
Anyway, I feel like I have to at least type the name "Taylor Swift" in this blog in order for SEO to do it's thing and bring that sweet, sweet traffic my way. Go USA Lacrosse, Go Birds.