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Lighten the Fuck Up! A Trip to the Local Petting Zoo Confirmed: Size Matters...

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A young mother and her five-year-old son were visiting the local petting zoo… 

When they passed the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants meandered out into the open. The little boy saw a large appendage dangling under it and asked his mother, "Hey, Mum, what's that?"

"That's the elephant's tail, dear," she replied. 

"No, under the tail," the boy clarified. 

The boy's mother, immediately embarrassed, brushed off the question, "Oh, that's nothing…" and quickly led him away. 

A few months later, the boy returned to the zoo with his father, and as they passed the elephant enclosure, the kid pointed under the elephant and asked his dad, "Hey, Dad, what's that?" 

His father didn't balk at the question. "That's the elephant's penis, Son."

Confused, the boy continued, "But Mum said it was nothing…"  

The boy's father smiled and admitted proudly, "I've definitely spoiled that woman, Son…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #202!

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