There's No Way That The Handshake Taylor Swift And Brittany Mahomes Just Did Was Taylor's Idea

Just as I was trying to forget that Taylor was up in the box with that noted pervert and assaulter Jackson Mahomes, now she's doing secret handshakes with Brittany? Listen. I know she has to be buddy buddy with her mans' man's wife. Brittany comes with the package where it concerns the Chiefs. But this? Handshakes? On top of standing next to that total fucking creeper? Ugh. That sucks. 

There's not a world where Taylor suggested this. Brittany gets a lot of shit for being annoying (she is) and she was JUST starting to come around as a much less annoying version of herself but it seems like she's up to her old tricks. Jackson probably has his phone ready for some stupid fucking dance while Brittany is trying to get more screen time by commandeering the new First Lady of the Chiefs. I bet she sat up all night thinking, "what can I do with Taylor tomorrow to prove that we're TOTALLY BFF4L?" Bleh bleh bleh. 

I could be a lot meaner about this but I'm trying not to talk TOO much shit. Maybe if Jackson wasn't there I'd be less annoyed by this but if the Swifties are opening up our world to Chief's Kingdom, they have to do their part and protect her from the obnoxious bullshit from the Mahomes family. Also, hasn't Patrick been "not as good" lately? Idk if that's true, but people have been saying it. I'm over them. LOVE FOR TRAVIS ONLY.