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"We Made An Agreement, Outside The Facility" - Amon-Ra St. Brown Is Here To Make Sure There Are No More Lions Gambling Suspensions Moving Forward

10/10 funny. All I'm thinking about are the lengths Dan Campbell had to go to in order to hammer home the NFL's gambling policy with his men. It's quite literally the only thing that can stop them from winning the NFC North. Just don't gamble in the facility and they'll be in the postseason. Would seem easy enough, but clearly not so much. 

I could see Campbell bringing in a real life lion and threatening everyone with certain death if they fuck up with the gambling policy. They probably sacrificed an intern to make sure they knew he was serious. 

But as you can see, the message has been delivered. Amon-Ra St. Brown clearly lost an agreement that was made outside the Lions facility. Nothing more, nothing less. There were no bets made of any kind, and they certainly didn't happen to take place in any Lions building, office, plane, etc. Don't even say the word "bet" around these fine gentlemen. 

Notre Dame has the classic "Play like a Champion Today!" sign before they head off to the field. The Yankees have "I want to thank the good lord for making me a Yankee." Well the 2023 Lions have "Make agreements outside the facility." I've never given them a real chance to hoist the Lombardi in February until right now.