John Feitelberg Eating His Food Without Chewing Has Taken The Internet By Storm

Did you guys see what I just saw? He eats like a cartoon character. There was not one chew of food. Chewing is one of the main components of eating, and he simply skipped that step. I knew some animals didn't chew their food, but as human, we have all them teeth for a reason. I guess John doesn't. There won't be a pair of dentures in old man Feitelberg's home, that's for sure. 

And nobody understand it all:

John's boyfriend is a lucky man.