Edison. Ford. Borrelli....Mr. Borrelli Is The Greatest Inventor Of Our Generation

One second you are doom scrolling your phone, counting down the days until this all is over, and the next second something magical stops you in your tracks. Sometimes it's a fight video from a football game between two white trash assholes just absolutely whaling on each other. Other times it's big ol' titties that gets you doing internet searches that should put you on multiple government watch lists. And then sometimes it's Mr. Borrelli showing the greatest invention to ever come across my timeline. All I gotta say is Edison who??? Elon what???? Slide over motherfuckers because Mr. Borrelli is not just the greatest inventor of our time, but of ALL time. 

Look at that contraption! A pizza flight! Choose your pizza, choose your beer! 

I'm not saying this is the greatest invention since the wheel…what I'm saying is if I had to choose between the wheel and the pizza flight, I'm picking the pizza flight. 

And let's not glance over the fact it's a vodka roni pie. I think Quigs said it best…

Need Drew Barrymore to give ol' Mr. B a call ASAP.