Terrell Owens Talked So Much Shit During a Pickup Basketball Game That Someone Hit Him With Their Car

TMZ - Terrell Owens was hit by a car on Monday night ... and it's all because he got into a tiff with someone during a pickup basketball game earlier in the evening ... this according to cops.

Law enforcement tells TMZ Sports ... Owens had been hooping in the Calabasas area when he apparently got into an argument with someone else on the court.

We're told following the game, the man who had been beefing with the NFL legend got into a car ... and drove the vehicle right into the former wide receiver's knee.

Thankfully, cops say Owens did not require medical attention.

Terrell Owens seems like the type of guy you'd want to run over with your car following a pickup basketball game. After an hour of getting steam rolled on the court by a 6'3" 224 pound Hall of Fame NFL player who's seemingly in even better shape now than he was when he played. Talking trash after every single basket. After every stop. At a certain point you're going to be like. "Ok fucking relax dude no shit you're dominating out here you're a fucking professional athlete. It would be embarrassing if you weren't dunking all over us. Shouldn't you be fucking working or something? Aren't you broke? You know you're not making it back into the league right? It's over dude just chill out."

Then he talks even more shit. Dunks on you a few more times. Probably calls a few fouls just to be a dick. T.O.'s team ends up running you off the court. He keep talking trash. Follows you all the way to your car. Then you get behind the wheel and just can't help yourself. You drive your Toyota Corolla directly into his knee, which is such a tree truck that it actually damages your bumper. Then you drive away and find yourself in a hit and run situation. Now you got cops looking for you to charge with assault with a deadly weapon because you couldn't keep your shit together around Terrell Owens. That's exactly how I'd imagine a pickup game with T.O. would go down.